flash 9 is required to suck my dick

(Source: 6yr, via hotboyproblems)

(Source: quick-cashing, via feat)

unclefather:

"name one video game thats better than GTA 5"

uh thats easy? barbie horse adventures wild horse rescue? 

(via oknope)

libertybeforedeath:

Once you get a taste of sleeping next to someone, sleeping alone in your own bed really sucks.

(Source: tactical-tacos, via aelure)